I used to brag about being fearless, but I cant imagine what would have happened if I didnt get scared that day. It is way deep. Excuse me, yeah hi. What do you mean he said, youre the light of his world? It makes you sad when someone asks if youre okay. [Gopher] That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey! Shes always told me it isnt my fault that my dad left. I would do anything to get my family back. You cant reload zoom? Born again or this is my only birth? Hmm okay, thats funny. But your voice sounds so sad sometimes that it frightens me. Christopher Robin! Drama Notebook holds a Monologue Contest every month for students ages 6-18. I promise you that I wont let Luke see you or remember you like this. So she made her sisters stop and take pictures of her. I mean when was the last time I went to the park? I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. Second Place Winner! Ive always been really smart. One time at fifth grade field day, I cut holes in my potato sack to win the race. I tell her that I miss the days when I didnt have to go to school. And I know one step is all it would take for me to finally, truly fly. I should be over that Prince Royce-wanna-be by now. Sometimes I wonder if something has happened to you. That will totally make him think Im cool. I was practically shaking as I walked down the aisle Oh Charlie. Choose a monologue that can showcase your acting and storytelling skills best. Sometimes, stuff gets swept away, you know. But shes gone. But Im strawberry too right? I just want to go home, man. Or maybe she just got tired of defending me. (Puts picture away.) I am the monster under my bed. The power is out. Thats wonderful! He really wants to catch the mouse because the rehydrated foods all taste the same. Youre all worried about me! I'm glad we thought of it Pooh, Pooh? Honey! If you tell me Ill invite you to my Halloween Party, which is going to be like totally cool, but if you dont you cant come! Obviously its not going well, but at least Im trying right? Im taller than you, little hobbit. Shut Up Colin! I uhIm not sure exactly where to start. Genre: Dramatic, (Actor sits in a chair as though he/she is on the witness stand being questioned by the prosecutor.). Anyways, Ill be there in five minutes. (beat) No, I dont think Im overreacting. By: Lauren Mohr, Age 14 From: Manitoba, Canada Description: A soldier finds out they have died in battle. (Breathes in, breathes out.) I just talked to her. I want to scatter brightly colored feathers for little girls to find in parks. Got a two hunderd and five dollars so far. How did they do that? Ive been thinking about learning to play an instrument. Second Place Winner!By: Addie Page, Age 12, Idaho USADescription: A girl texts a boy that she likes him.Genre: Comedy. Why me?! It all started because of fungus. Well, imagine this. Thats why thats why I-I-I already told you. These humans are walking all over me like Im their actual mother. Sometimes you have to move on. Easy. I think we have some candles. It looks like you could eat me and my grandma up. The first day of middle school is written as scary in all of the movies, but its not that bad. Besides, all my favorite artists were plagued with it too. Poem Analysis, https://poemanalysis.com/alan-alexander-milne/poem-by-eeyore/. Winnie the Pooh First Place Winner! The bus is late. (Pause) All right dont say I didnt warn you. Ive never noticed that before. (Stops. [Pooh] Is it raining in there? Thats why those girls keep calling me names, and everyone keeps sneering at me any time I walk by. [Roo] Look! Alrightie, (Mutters to self.) Help me get out of this mirror! Low and behold, she heard me and looked at the mirror. The part that made me ache was when Ricky told me bout the day they served French toast sticks. (Turns off the webcam and uploads video to YouTube). A soccer player in France has been suspended for five years after biting the penis of an opponent during an altercation after a match. But his best friend is a bear called Winnie the Pooh or Pooh for short. You dont understand how many times Ive heard this kind of thing already. T I double Ga eR. One day they could want one thing, and the next day change their mind. He almost made it to the top. But I would like to make the point that I am not a "candy ass." Nor am I a "fairy boy." Well. I was not unfamiliar with traversing trenches walking back and forth as the pools of mud tried to swallow me whole. Rabbit: (yawns) I think we should all be going. Neither did I. I dont know what I ever found in that guy. At least I finally have my character. Rose is a shoo-in, right? Gross. I never assaulted or harassed anyone at any time. I deviate from the line of questioning. This is quite a funny way to write a poem. Its just that everyone has given up on him; even you andand our parents have decided to move on, but I- I cantokay? Japan Rugby Teams, As my father took his last breath I cried, but I wasnt sad, I was angry. Anyway, thats my story. When I grow up and have kids of my own, I will play One Direction in the car and in the house in front of their friends, and I will for sure not embarrass them! Or at least until hes buried beneath a snow drift. By: Isabella Besly, Age 13, Texas USA Description: The protagonist is mad at their best friend and tries to give them the silent treatment. No way. It took about a roll of paper towels to clear away the bloodand tears if Im being honest. Because of you! I try not to have any real friends; they just judge me drag me down. (exhales) Starting now. It's easier if people don't look when I'm writing. Genre: Dramatic. Dont you be pointing that thing at me! Look at Hanna. Really, Im not much of anything. Were gonna go tubing, all of us. (Storms offstage), Third Place Winner! You and I were very closewed tell each other secrets and talk behind Melanies back. I am so excited! I havent been outside my house in three days. Second Place Winner! Normally one of my friends has a lunchbox and shares with everyone, but not today. In fact, I cant remember a day when it wasnt my 21st birthday. Its not funny! Thats why you shouldnt be scared Anna, youll love Middle School, I promise. [Gopher] I'm gonna skidaddle. Do you REALLY want those back? They wont look as good as the color-coded bookshelves I used to have, but thats beside the point. My mum told my stepdad to pull into this gas station, stretch our legs and chill out a bit. You know what, maybe Baby Erk isnt so bad? To get bullied and called worthless do you want that? You have to get through it, so you can read the more exciting part? Where are you? Why deal with the drama of friend groups when you can enjoy a good mystery? I just know. But like dont make it too expensive because my moms gonna make ME pay for it and I dont have that kind of money. Did I get your tail on properly Eeyore? Most of the time you cant tell. If only I wouldve written the answers on my thigh and not on the hot pink flashcards. I ordered it from my house, but it never arrived. It took a while, but I finally decided to put the phone down and live in the real world. We have a team of people and an unlicensed doctor who delivers shock treatments working on her. You wouldnt have gotten into that car with your friends that night because I would have come to get you. P-P-Piglet. Ah-ha! And accept that shes gone, and that shes not coming back. Sometimes you dont even want the good compliments because they make you feel bad because you feel like what you wear shouldnt matter. What happened to us? They were rushing past me. Buh-bye. Like, forever. The bill that I was supposed to pay for with the money that I was supposed to win from this competition. My mum and stepdad had left me. One of the oldest names we know. They made of love. My coach knows, my teammates know, my friends know, social media knows, and worst of all, my friends and family know. So, we manage to get in without setting off any alarms. Now go to bed for real! and now I sound totally pretentious. I will be giving you your swords. Welcome to GoodLife, my name is Anya. But if I only ate one slice of pizza, thats only 300 calories. But thats not even the worst of it! And that someone is [Piglet] Oh, isn't that wonderful. Ive adored the little rascals since I could say the word. You would think thats all the bad things that can happen in one day, right? And liposuction and face-liftsanything. I am in LOVE! Ok you know, that hurts. Can I be honest? All Rights Reserved. College is going alright so far, but I had a weird thing happen to me today. Everything makes sense now. With these arms, Ill scoop some of Venus clouds into a jar, screw the lid on, and bring the jar back to Earth. Melancholy and I are very old friends. You really couldnt have come on a better day. Oh, it, it, it just doesn't have that rustic and proper look. Piglet: Yes, but I'm afraid, I'm very sorry, but when I was running---that is, to bring it---I fell down and----. Jessie! Thats the bell tower; its 2 oclock! Ya have da right to dig for me treasure. See heres the thing. All the skinny pretty girls at school like him! Needless to say, youre officially out of gum, unless you count the piece stuck to the bottom of my shoe. I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. (Grabs a new piece of paper) Hey Jason, the house is quiet and boring without you here. Sounds like a horrible thing to say, but he didnt love me. They just hung up. Rabbit: When you bounced Eeyore into the river! Eeyore is not entirely sure whats going on, how to explain it, how to write about it, or what exactly to say. (Sweetly) Point to the right direction she would say. And you need to try. Mom, I WILL. Brave man he is, most of the townsfolk are too scared to even go near our stone beasts. When I get to four hunderd, Im headin north. All I really want today is to grab these chips, head to my room, and drown out the yelling from my parents room with the screams from Chainsaw Massacre #2, because believe it or not, that movie is slightly less terrifying than whats going on outside my bedroom door. (Tries again. Love is like getting a puppy. He left with Brittney to America y me dejo! Oh, they always left with one of usbut never me. I remember the way she laughed often and easily, her voice a chime of happiness. Your trophies are all dusty. Youre hurting my ears. I have dreams about leaving this small apartment and I long to walk around the city and see things, learn in a school and not be homeschooled. (pause) I have been her protector since I came here. You found me just in time! Not one drop! These stories also featured other characters from Christopher Robin's Nursery including the timid Piglet, the ever-gloomy donkey named Eeyore and a constantly bouncing tiger called Tigger. But a snowman told me thats not true. Do you still have everything I gave you? Lola! What have we ever done? Leaping in the air, I had the feeling that I could do anything in the world. (Pause) I refuse because I would rather the reflection in my mirror remain a blur. Now listen up here doggie-o. Go to jail. Oh ,well, glad to meet you! That you mean far less than little to someone, someone who doesnt kiss the earth below you. Third Place Winner! Genre: Dramatic. Wondering what happened. Well, let me tell you. Why not? Ohh. (Begins to smile.) Nothings happening. (turns to where the friend is) Shish Kabobs. Mysterious heart attack, you know? At first, its like heaven opened up and sent you this thing, this incredible, furry, loveable thing. And everything else was quiet. These are the wrong sorts of bees. The medicine is a temporary fix, but temporary isnt forever. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff Put them in the zoo and charge people three dollars to look at them. I mean really, you dont know how annoying you are until youre talking to yourself and only yourself 24/7, trying to pretend you have some semblance of a purpose. Yells as he exits.) As if we were the last people on Earth. I did an experiment for two weeks straight by not uttering a single word to any of you first. I really mean it, I do. The only thing I want to have before I leave this world is the knowledge that I got my revenge on Athena, the goddess who made me like this. It is so LAME. Gender: Male Genre: Dramatic, (Actor should be over-the-top enthusiastic, acting out the pitches, bat swings, and catches.). It was US, the Elves of the Order of the North Pole. endobj He was going to tell me that he loved me, and he would mean it. That maybe the world would be better off without me Now as I sit here next to your grave, I wonder will anyone miss me if I was gone? There is no single pattern of rhyme that unites them although there are many instances of rhyme, both half and full rhyme. I want to feel free. So then wait, are you listening? People start to ask you questions, like Why do you have a chart? and Why were you in the guidance counselors office? And they dont say it, but you know theyre thinking Is something wrong with her?. Im lucky if I eat three times a day. The flag represents our country. I mean . Oh and you might want to change your drivers license picture, your hair is almost as bad as your last name. Christopher! Ive never been the victim of bullying. I wish it was that easy. My mom told me it was the most beautiful speech shes ever heard. You dont know the elope I have with mother nature each time I discover a new piece of her rich beauty in the unimaginable acres she has to unfold just for me. It is not you, it is me. All of you, in line. [Christopher Robin] Pooh bear, there's only one thing we can do, wait for you to get thin again. Wait what? The loud cars, big trucks, the constant noise surrounding me, the germs, the animals the people. I wanna work at this design store and show people my talent, and you wanna run away? 911, what is your emergency? Yes? I just said to myself coming along thinking and wondering if you had such a thing as a umm, such a thing Christopher, a as a balloon about you? I ran by the pool today. Lights it.) Hell go on for an hour about how he is doing me a favor by giving me responsibility and teaching me how to be a man and that one day, I will thank him. And help yourself, Pooh. Right now, if I told you that I knew how to time travel, would you go back to that night when you got drunk and ran naked into the pond behind my house? Well, if you cant see me now, you will see me rise and protest against the injustices of the people! Apparently, my GPA is record-breaking which I is a good thing, but apparently not enough to get into the college of my choice. I love you too. The second time I remember being hurt is when I was maybe 9 or so. Valentines Day is the most stupid holiday that has ever existed if you ask me. It is not known if early trauma contributed to this condition, but it is clear that Eeyore experiences significant psychological distress. I could mention offhand that I am, in fact, an Eagle Scout. I mean, am I missing something here? If I fail this, then I have a B on my report card, then Ill lose motivation and then that B will turn into an F and then boom! And her whole story waswhatever you get it. I'm stuck. Its time to go to bed. Everyone was so better than me at everything. I tried on the cutest things. Lifes a bitch as everyone knows but dont just stand there. I would rather stay here on the docks, thank you very much. [Rabbit] Pooh? All right. (Pacing back and forth.) I will tell the police everything that happened. I gave him a little call the other day. Everything I just said. (Picks up prop glasses) My first pair was rectangular and brown. Do you need a glass of water? She always knew what I needed. I grabbed my surfboard and broke into a sprint across the beach; I could feel the ocean spray before I reached the water. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. If youre done with the tea, dear, you can just set it on my desk. All the other people in the band just look mad in their pictures, especially the skunk hair guy. Ive been trying to stay away from jail all my life and Im not going to go there over something this dumb. So, run along, ya gombeen. Sure, it was fun going to beaches and being with friends and having the time of our lives, but we cant go back. Im honestly sick of monologues. My apologies, young man, I didnt realize-wait, why are you even here if your leg is broken?! I should be there in about five minutes. He budged! Frankly, I dont know how YOU arent scared of the ocean. I stood there, 16 years old and I thought, Dear God, please dont say those vows. He said em, and then I thought Maybe I could run away? Then the priest said Speak now or forever hold your peace. I said nothing. In Hebrew, it means bitter, desirable, serene. Its just so annoying. Seriously, yours puts mine to shame. Maybe its too late for us. After that I went to Georges house to tell her about it. We all need to accept who we are, like that Miss Strawberry chic. I keep this planet growing with my own two hands. Be an artist. Id toss and turn all night, afraid that one day it would take me! Ha! Everyones asleep. Then they talked me into going over to the zoo to see the new habitat for the turtle that had been just added. Eventually, Dad stopped coming to dinner. I know this sounds crazy, but. So I guess I wouldn't care then! More details are available in the progress report. (Realizes what she said.) No parents, no children, no teachers. By: Meredeen Smelser, Washington, USA, Age 13 Description: A crazy cat lady thinks that one of her cats is trying to kill her. Oh fudgesicles. Matter fact nah, I dont wanna hear it. And you cant convince me otherwise, because I cant just keep sitting here, day after day, doing nothing, and feeling soso WORTHLESS! (demanding desperately) Well, then open the port, let the Iceberg in. I'm stuck. I hated the morning greetings, office space, computer, type, print, fax, break, small talk, back to office, yawn, staring at the clock, print, make mistake, constantly worry for the sake of my job. Honestly, this wasnt what I was expecting. Nope. (Moves as if in the dark, opens a drawer. (Realizing.) Would you like condensed milk, or honey on your bread? First Place Winner! (Fumbles around in near darkness.) (Drops rock on foot, hops around, clutching his toes.) I am. 44 hours, 36 minutes, and 507 seconds ago. So, you can say all you want about me, but I know for a fact that Im more of an artist than I am a thief. You didn't see anything, did you ? Oh, god Im a terrible person. And I hope the best for you. Thats the magic starting to work. I draw a lot. Diane Nguyen, How about you try learning Spanish and moving to a Spanish speaking school. So Owl flew out over the flood and he soon spotted two tiny objects below him. The light turns off. My little brother is supposed to write an essay about the civil war. Its always, When Emily was your age, she already, or maybe if you just follow what Emily does, you would do it right. I am sick and tired of always being compared to her. Hes the one for me. Hes He has to be. Of course, I married him for his money! You reach for it and realize it is covered in something sticky. That little voice is your "inner monologue," also referred to as the "inner voice," "inner speech," or "self-talk," but it turns out not everyone has an inner monologue. Because although you see me as a lunatic, what you dont know is that most mornings I lay flat on my back playing the stars awake with the strumming of my guitar. Chained to the ground by everything Ive got going for me. How sweetly she beckons. Barbara if you found a spider in your daughters room you would not hesitate to smash that creeper. [Narrator] So we come to the next chapter, in which [Narrator] But Pooh, you're in the next chapter. Boys are so gross! My mom has apologized for my dad leaving hundreds of times. Adios! Im sorry I gave you a hard time before. Or by the logo hologram on the cassette. What are youwhat? Just as well, I guess. Having all this doubt in a better existence. (Apply red lipstick.) Everyone thinks about it at one time or another. Shes mean. You just need to live in your current reality and in the moment. So yeah. He even gets away with rubbing it in my face. I think Max is trying to kill me. Now George Im gonna be honest with you, we are a cult. Im only the accepted thin; where no one would even take a glance at me, ya know? Pooh: This is a very good fur cone, and something ought to rhyme to it. Just a small helping, if you please? He was dying. Well, they may sound like the same thing to you. It was the top of the 8th and the LG Twins led by four. One time we made it as far as Charleston. Yeah, I played hockey. Genre: Comedic. By: Henry Boudolf, Age 12, South Carolina USA Description: When you think you dont like chocolate, but then you try it. Pooh: I found out what's troubling Eeyore. (Pause for a second as if listening to cop.) 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